Greetings one and all.

By now our very efficient tournament committee has sent out emails and we should be aware of which games possess our soon-to-be stabbed body parts. I believe you all have access to this forum,
so please post your embassy invitations, warnings, insults and/or dating proposals.

My own welcome email will be sent out shortly. Since this all happened within hours, I feel like I'm getting more emails than Miley Cyrus. Have at it, boys.

Sultan Abdul Hamid II, Caliph of Islam, Commander of the Faithful, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, wishes to extend warm greetings to all leaders of the Europeans.

The Sublime Porte is accepting messages, offers, gifts, bribes and sycophancy.