02 Oct 2013, 7:18 am
An open letter to France,
It is not that we don't like you, or that you were unable to communicate until it was too late, quite the opposite. You see, since 1895, there was a distinct and sudden lack of wine shipments to our nations. This was causing nation wide distress.
When the protests and riots began, and we were unable to establish good communication with your fair nation, we were left with little option but to invade.
Think of the children, won't you.
It is not that we don't like you, or that you were unable to communicate until it was too late, quite the opposite. You see, since 1895, there was a distinct and sudden lack of wine shipments to our nations. This was causing nation wide distress.
When the protests and riots began, and we were unable to establish good communication with your fair nation, we were left with little option but to invade.
Think of the children, won't you.
