Ich wünschte, Sie auf unserer Botschaft willkommen.
Ich freue mich darauf, gute Freunde und ein sehr schnelles Spiel.

Enough already!! The German embassy is staffed and our doors are wide open.
Welcome one and all. For those with a stabbing in mind, you'll find our back room well stocked with swords, sabres, l'eppes, knives of all shapes and sizes, a Swiss army knife and a pickle fork.
Help yourself. We aim to please.

Kaiser Geiser

Geezerguy wrote:Ich wünschte, Sie auf unserer Botschaft willkommen.
Ich freue mich darauf, gute Freunde und ein sehr schnelles Spiel.

Enough already!! The German embassy is staffed and our doors are wide open.
Welcome one and all. For those with a stabbing in mind, you'll find our back room well stocked with swords, sabres, l'eppes, knives of all shapes and sizes, a Swiss army knife and a pickle fork.
Help yourself. We aim to please.

Kaiser Geiser

Luckily your loyal GM speaks German!

Geezerguy wrote: We aim to please.

Kaiser Geiser

And we aim as we please.

However, you may currently find me at Café Auseinandersetzung, where you will find a pitcher of cold beer, a bowl of schnitzel, and a buxom serving wench. You might even find an extra seat at the table. There's plenty to go around!

George K. Atkins
Emissary to His Excellency,
Nikolay Alexandrovich Romanov
Tzar of All the Russias and Grand Poobah
of the Royal Order of Interesting Leaders With Real Charm

forget the food ... bring on the wench

Geezerguy wrote:forget the food ... bring on the wench

Did I say "buxom serving wench"? Mea culpa. I reckon my German is not as good as I thought. I meant to say "a set of box wrenches", because I'm still working on getting the tables put together. So I could use some help, that is.

Box of wrenches indeed. Looks like you need a good Phillips head,
because you seem to have a screw loose, George.

We English do not speak German, you all speak OUR language so damnit ...start doing so!

GMTom wrote:We English do not speak German, you all speak OUR language so damnit ...start doing so!

Yeah, right. There you are, a country run by an inbred family of German ancestry. Why half of the royal heads of Europe are all related to each other!

Can I be Switzerland?

Inbreeds?
...we resemble that comment, but at least we are not Americans!

Tombuscus wrote:Can I be Switzerland?

Seeing where this is going can I be Switzerland?

Tom,

Where did you get that shot of Brad ??????????

Geezerguy wrote:Tom,

Where did you get that shot of Brad ??????????

Tom is my identical twin Brother!

bbauska wrote:

Tombuscus wrote:Can I be Switzerland?

Seeing where this is going can I be Switzerland?

Whyyy??? I asked first!!!

GMTom wrote:Inbreeds?
...we resemble that comment, but at least we are not Americans!

A good likeness, I'm sure!